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Monday, August 21st, 2006
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i saw snakes on a plane friday night. it ruled. go see it. the end.
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"A one-day nationwide strike and business boycott gathered steam on Monday to demand legal rights for millions of illegal immigrants, with many U.S. businesses shutting down voluntarily to avoid disruption."
illegal people want legal rights? wha...!? get a green card and pay taxes you fucking noobs, until then keep mowing my lawn and shut the fuck up!
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yeah so i never update, but this is worth updating for.
here. (hurry on this, it won't stay up long.)
and
here especially!!
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Thursday, January 19th, 2006
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Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx are going to be playing Crockett and Tubbs...
Did they just reach into a bag of White Actors names, and a bag of Black actors names and draw these two out?
And do we really need a Miami Vice movie for that matter?
Hollywood...you fucking suck.
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Sunday, January 1st, 2006
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Ah, 2006.
I'm a little pissed some people didn't come hang out with me. Other than that, good night all around.
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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
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corey and i used to be friends.
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 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jerkasaurasrex (-5000 points). In February I broke thugfolife's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I helped nonfictionnn see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5004 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
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Thursday, December 1st, 2005
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
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Saturday, November 26th, 2005
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1932-2005
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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
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this guy could be a genius.
i found this site today where this guy takes requests from people and he creates short songs for them in any style. basically you can describe something or send him lyrics and he makes stupid songs. here is a sample, read the lyrics carefully and then listen to the song...
JULY 1, 2005
SONG #0231: I PROMISE YOU FROM THE BOTTEM HEART
REQUEST:
i promise you from the bottem heart. i will love you to death, till us part.... I prome you, as a lover and a freind, i will love you
REQUESTED BY: Jon S
here is the song
here is the site
-ash
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this guy could be a genius.
i found this site today where this guy takes requests from people and he creates short songs for them in any style. basically you can describe something or send him lyrics and he makes stupid songs. here is a sample, read the lyrics carefully and then listen to the song...
JULY 1, 2005
SONG #0231: I PROMISE YOU FROM THE BOTTEM HEART
REQUEST:
i promise you from the bottem heart. i will love you to death, till us part.... I prome you, as a lover and a freind, i will love you
REQUESTED BY: Jon S
here is the song
<a href="http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/index.php>here is the site</a>
-ash
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| Time: | 10:10 am. |
| Mood: |  bored. |
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10 things that make me happy...or gay, whichever.
1. beer
2. cartoons
3. killing zombies in the most violent ways
4. my prego woman
5. corey, especially when she's drunk
6. my brother rob moving back to stl
7. shagy laughing at me when im drunk
8. my arcade
9. prince
10. pooping
i tag you.
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Monday, November 21st, 2005
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| Time: | 9:53 am. |
| Mood: | sad. |
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one of my dogs had to be put to sleep today. sucks.
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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
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It's that time of year again mother fuckers! Time for the "SECOND ANNUAL THANK GOD IT'S HEDONISM PARTY!!" Last year was insane and this year will be twice as crazy, I heard shagy was gonna strip this year. Let me know if you plan on coming. Also since I'm making the biggest fucking turkey ever and supplying the super soaker gravy guns, you cheap asses are responsible for side dishes and booze. Get your soul prepared for food, beer and a gravy orgy!!
-ash
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Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
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so while im in the process of writing my script (still), i decided it would be fun to make a short film either based on a short story from a friend or ill make some kinda fan film that isnt retarded. so someone send me a short story. also i get to direct a short zombie film, it won't be as cool as my zombie movie, but it should be fun. that is all.
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Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
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The Second Amendment
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
It's ironic that the majority of the US voted against same sex marriage (which could be vaguely justified in the consitution), and the minority of the people left over opposed the decision (by using the first amendment) stating that it was taking away our amendment rights, yet in San Fransico (the so called "hub" of homosexuals) just passed a law denying people the right to own guns which is boldly AGAINST the second amendment. Oh also, if you own a gun you have to turn it over to the city. It doesn't get much more communist than that. That's gay.
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pissed off.